Karolina Kurkova’s Belly Button Is Missing!

November 19th, 2008

Karolina Kurkova seems to have escaped the Victoria’s Secret lab without her belly button. I always knew these Victoria’s Secret models weren’t human, but instead were some genetic freaks made by some big corporation to give teenage girls and my girlfriend a complex. So ladies, isn’t comforting to know that these supermodel robots also have their own creepy flaws?! Wrong! What good is a belly button anyway? Where do you plug her in?

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Shoshanna Lonstein Bikini Pictures

November 19th, 2008

I’m not sure if you remember Shoshanna Lonstein but just to refresh your memory, she dated Jerry Seinfeld back when she was like 18 or something. Anyway, I’m posting this because girl’s got a huge rack and Jerry was smart enough to get a piece of them before they headed down towards her knees. Which it looks like they’re headed now. Enjoy!

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Mena Suvari’s Sloppy Tits Are Cold

November 19th, 2008

I’ve never been a big fan of Mena Suvari’s, come to think of it I don’t think you can even have fans if you basically haven’t done anything in ten years. In any case, here she is out in Los Angeles the other day looking pretty good for a change, like a hot homeless kid, i think the key to her hotness is keeping her face well covered. Her little titties look chilly, nothing a little hot chocolate wouldn’t fix.

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Megan Fox’s Sweet Tits Like to Party

November 19th, 2008

I don’t know what can I say about these pictures of Megan Fox’s sweet tits at the GQ Men of the Year Party , another party I wasn’t invited to because nobody considers me a man. Where was I? It’s a shame she had to go and ruin a perfectly good set of pictures with that Brian Austin Douche character. I’m disappointed, that should be me.

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Eva Longoria’s Upskirt Girdle Picture

November 19th, 2008

Here’s Eva Longoria getting out of a car flashing her sexy…. Spanx? Gross! Spanx is just a fancy new term for a girdle to hold the old lady cellulite in, it’s pretty annoying that us men don’t get to wear these things. Sometimes when I’m at the bar and I’ve had a few too many Malibu’s and Coke I feel a little bloated and could use something that would keep my belly flat and accentuate my testicles.

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Victoria Beckham And Her Tasty Cantaloupes Return

November 19th, 2008

Victoria Beckham must be sick and tired of everyone making fun of her little boy haircut, you can only take so many Peter Pan jokes, because she’s decided to distract us with her fake cantaloupes. Luckily I happen to like cantaloupes, preferably dipped in maple syrup and covered in some sort of alcohol or maybe bouncing on a trampoline. I’m still talking about the fruit perverts.

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Beyonce Knowles Super Sexy In Black

November 19th, 2008

Here’s Beyonce Knowles wears her sexy black longdress at Gotham Magazine’s Annual Gala in New York City. Superb sexy lady

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Megan Fox’s Breasts Real?

November 19th, 2008

After I posted the Megan Fox GQ outtakes yesterday, people have been flooding my email box asking me whether or not Megan Fox’s breasts are real. Now since I’m the expert in the field of “funbags” I decided to investigate. Judging this picture a few years back at the Spike Awards and comparing it to these new pictures of her at GQ Men Of The Year Awards, my professional opinion is that she had them lifted. However, since I’m not really a professional (I just play one on the internet), they have either been lifted or they’re fake. Ultimately though, you decide.

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There’s No Pussies In Lingerie Here

November 19th, 2008

The Pussycat Dolls decided to get into the lingerie business. Here they are at the launch, and it’s the first time they’re not dressed like sluts. Go figure, the day they launch a lingerie line they look like they’re heading off to church. If that’s not a doomed business model, I don’t know what is. Now let’s move on. There’s no pussies in lingerie here.

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Doutzen Kroes is F@#king Hot

November 19th, 2008

Normally I like my girls with a bit of an ass on them, actually I like them with big tits too, but strangely enough this Doutzen Kroes bird has neither of those things and somehow she’s still f@#king hot. Her ass looks pretty f@#king awesome in that last pic, I could eat breakfast off that thing for the next ten years. Delicious.

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